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PROFILE Name: Luís Santana Age: 41 Hobby: Compulsive masturbationLast present: 12 kondome im mix Theatre • EXTINCT FOOD, stage script (40 Minutes) comedyTelevision• EIGHT GUYS AND A MIRROR, tv script for a movie (50 Minutes) comedy• Thirty Tv sketches (up to 3 Minutes) humorDirected, produced and exhibited on the cable tv • Five sketches (up to 3 Minutes) for the tv, SIC Radical (O Homem da Conspiração) CURRENT WORK: A science fantasy novel (Cowboy and the food for thought) Organisations: Servas; Hospitality club. Spoken languages: English Marital status: SingleResidence: Parents home Physical appearance: Not so thin now, short black hairCritical flaw: Crazy and childish, the ugly Unique ability: Hard, honest and persistent Expiring date: Until death do me apart Ídol: Professionalism and responsability Goals: Earn the food to eat each day, and find myself a girl with a good body and nice looking, crazy and slut with a few more attributes i am yet to define Friend: People in the Orient Enemy: People in the Ocident Ambition: To be a good crafter Envy: To be able to make enough money to live out of the writing of fiction Dream: Escapism (Cont.)Genre: Sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and speculative fiction Categories: Short story, novelette, novella, novel Acquired in life «If you wanna be good, join the good ones.» The public enemy number one: My self Lived: Grimo, Liverpool, London, Oslo, The Hague, Krefeld, Ingolstad, Augsburg Vocation: Fucked up Berlin: A place to go Another places: Yes Favourite phrase: Sapo morto!? Something to acquire: A reclinig armchair with a feet resting place to do the siesta when i am working. Urgent! Top secret: My asshole Lies: The last topic Full time job: writing